I, for one, really really love McDonald's. Despite all the science experiments and all the wahlah about their fries, nuggets etc, they've never deterred me from eating those. However, just as recently, I realised a hidden power of McD's.
THE POWER TO MAKE PEOPLE FART.
Yep, you got that right. In all the glorious aroma of burgers and fries lie the hidden smell of farts.
Is it just me? That whenever I eat something from McDonald's (excluding desserts, drinks etc), my stomach will start having this churning 'sensation' which ultimately results in a series of lethal expulsions? If that's the case then my my, I should get myself checked out.
Please don't get me wrong. I STILL love my fries (even though they corrode my stomach) and absolutely adore McFlurry, but I have some cutting down to do. I mean, not just for the sake of losing weight, but more for the sake of not losing my last bit of face which has not been overpopulated with large pores, pimple scars and freshly spruced pimple heads.
To clarify things , my friends, this is no personal attack on Mr Ronald as for one, other fast food chains do have the same effect on me as well. OK, so maybe just McD & KFC. But hey, they are the mother and father of fast food aren't they?
Hee, what an irony, I am actually sitting here in McDs typing this and yes, please do prepare your N95 masks for I shall not be held responsible for any death caused by suffocation.